i love coffee, chocolate, cold days, rain, sweaters, reading, and so much more...try to be creative even though i am not.



the world is not yet ready for you, young one


I used to build dreams about you.F. Scott Fitzgerald (via bornreadygeneration)



*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the (via thedailypozitive)


oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

(Source: kazzarole)

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit



stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye



when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese)



what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug


(Source: earthal)


repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly)


why are pillows more comfortable in the morning


*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"