i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow
A painting at Art Basel Miami that made me feel right at home.Edit: Sarah says I have to note the artist’s name. It is Ken Solomon.
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
i’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
|—||Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via svns)|
im like 80% sure all texans ride horses to school and carry around pistols and cowboy hats
this automatically goes on your blog every winter
dang girl, back that ass up. now parallel park it. now make this sharp turn. good job, keep it up. you’ll pass your drivers test in no time